Girls Are Such Misterious Living Creatures

 

 

 

 

The girls are such misterious living creatures of the Mighty Allah that...........
If u TREAT her nicely, 
she says u are Flirting with her; 
If u Don't, 
she says u are Rude.
If u DRESS Nicely, 
she says u are trying to Impress her; 
If you Don't, 
she says u are from Timbuktu.
If u ARGUE with her, 
she says u dont understand her ; 
If u keep QUIET, 
Even then she says u dont understand her ;
If u are SMARTER than her, (which is the case always) 
She says its because she is with you; 
If she's Smarter than u, (Exceptional cases) she 
thinks she is 
GREAT.
If u don't Love her, 
she will be jealous and after u; 
 If u Love her, 
She won't even look at u and fly high.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, 
 she says u are Timid; 
If u Don't, 
she'll be a problem for u
If u talk for an hour 
u r a bore 
If she does it 
she is cheerful
If u SCOLD her, 
u are hurting her feelings; 
If she SCOLDS u, 
it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, 
u Cannot be TRUSTED; 
If she BREAKS her, 
she had a REAL problem.
If u do WELL in your Exams, 
she says it's LUCK; 
If she does Well, 
she worked real hard.
If u HURT her, 
u are CRUEL and don't have any heart; 
If she HURTS u, 
u are too SENSITIVE! !
Gals are in fact so unreasonable & difficult to 
understand, 
that even god doesn't know what women want 
THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST 
if you send this to girls, 
 they will say "sick mail" 
but if you don't, 
they say that must be something dirty....

 

 

Million Dollars questions

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can enjoy the scene even if entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:

Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…

AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?
Bcoz no mattr how well u do it today, tmrw u’ll have to do it again..

Q: What wil happn if earth rotates 30tymz faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why 90% gals hav left boob biggr thn right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys r right handed

Q: What is d difference between UNDERWEAR & STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR….. it’s SHOWTIME!!!

Q: What is the similarity between a wifeand a chewing gum?
A: Both r sweet in beginning

If somebody is there to care for you

If somebody is there to care for you in life..

then there is no other great blessing to you..

Coz truely caring ppl are very rare to get in world!…

Zindagi badi ajeeb hoti hai

Zindagi badi ajeeb hoti hai
Kabhi haar to kabhi jeet hoti hai
Tamanna rakho samandar ki gehrai ko chune ki
Kinaro pe to bas zindagi ki shurwat hoti hai …

I love commitments <3

i LOVE COMMITMENTS,
I LOVE TO BE LOYAL,
I LOVE TO BE FAITHFUL,
I LOVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ONE ,
I LOVE TO MISS ONE,
I LOVE TO DREAM ABOUT ONE,
I LOVE TO SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE WITH ONE,
I LOVE TO BE LOVED,
I LOVE TO BE SPECIAL FOR HER,
I LOVE TO BE TREATED SAME.

____ jis ko samAz na hAi sAmAz lo, Jis ko nikAl nA hAi nikAl lo ___
____ JIS KO HASNA HAI HAS LO, KUYKI , YE DIL kisi khash ke liye hi dhadakta hai____

♥ love your’s sumit ♥

Lets Plant Flowers

Lets forget sins by people,
Lets forget all the people who lied ur and cheated on us,
Lets forget the bad times,
Lets not blame others,
Lets be good to all around us,

Because we are human beings , its our duty to plant as many flowers as we can.

More we are good to others , more good things happens to us, is what I believe in.

Mistakes

WHAT IS a “mistake” ?

when mistake happens there are several reasons to it.

first, fail to understand the situation.
second, lack of ability to take decision.

Mistakes happen when once is not mentaly stable.
Mistakes happen when one lacks ability to take decision.
1. Many people fails to understand the situation, because its happening for the first time. Many things happens , every day we learn something new, something new happens. Its hard to predict what will happens next. So it means that we live in an unknown zone yet, few things are know by experience , or the things which has happen you you before.
So somethings, things which happens to you at first time, you dont know how to take it or react it. Or what will be the results. New thing, unknown things bring many questions. If these things attack you , you will fail to take a proper decision.

2.Mind is very scared of new things, it hates to go into unknown , so we are scared of ghosts and evil spirits , we dont know much about them, but we are still scared of it.
walking into dark may scares you , because it in an unknown zone. Man fails to take decision because when he is not aware of the final results. If a man is aware of results, he will hardly make mistake. I am saying hardly because, new things happen every day. Same things will not happen again, even if  it happens again, you yourself will be a changed person. Man will look at the things or situation from different angle every time he looks at it. For example, watching a movie again and again. Every time you watch a same movie, you focus on different things. Mind is always running. Mind wants new things. New experiences, wants to explore more and deeper. With presence of mind, Its hard to have a peaceful life, unless you are an enlighten.

We cannot control mind. Its always in turmoil or chaos. But one can defiantly make mind relax and calm. A decision with calm and relaxed mind, will be right. That is why we say “dont make decisions permanent decisions, when you are temporary angry or depressed.”

Anger , depression or any feelings , are all temporary . By the end of the day you will always be clam and relaxed, and will realize things which you did in anger provoke to bad results, which you should;nt had done.

Right decisions can be only taken with the calm mind.
Mistakes will happen.
Mistakes should happen.
Mistakes has to happen.
Mistakes are bound to happen.

Because we wont learn new things unless we make mistakes.

-Sumit  R.